Drinks

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Soda Dispenser

Booze Dispenser

Drinks

Margarita
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.05 ethanol.

On the rocks with salt on the rim. Arriba~!
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.

Erika suprise
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.05 ethanol.

The surprise is, it's green!
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.

Poison wine
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.05 ethanol.

Poison (0.5 units per second)

Deals 2 Poison per unit.

Is this even wine? Toxic! Hallucinogenic! Probably consumed in boatloads by your superiors!
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.

Beer
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.05 ethanol.

An alcoholic beverage made from malted grains, hops, yeast, and water.
Seems to be bubbly.
Satiates thirst.

Nothing

Absolutely nothing.
Seems to be nothing.
Satiates thirst.

Fourteen Loko
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.1 theobromine.

Poison (0.5 units per second)

Deals 2 Poison per unit.

A highly processed liquid substance barely-passing intergalatic health standards for a soft drink.
Seems to be fizzy.
Satiates thirst.

Silencer
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
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A drink from Mime Heaven.
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.

Banana honk
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.05 ethanol.

A drink from Clown Heaven.
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.

Coffee
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.05 theobromine.

A drink made from brewed coffee beans. Contains a moderate amount of caffeine.
Seems to be aromatic.
Satiates thirst.

Patron
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.2 ethanol.

Tequila with silver in it, a favorite of alcoholic women in the club scene.
Seems to be metallic.
Satiates thirst.

Water

A colorless liquid that humans need in order to survive.
Seems to be translucent.
Satiates thirst.

Potato juice

Juice of the potato. Bleh.
Seems to be starchy.
Satiates thirst.

Nuclear cola
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)

Poison (0.5 units per second)

Deals 2 Poison per unit.

Cola, cola never changes.
Seems to be fizzy.
Satiates thirst.

Antifreeze
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.15 ethanol.

Ultimate refreshment.
Seems to be translucent.
Satiates thirst.

Allies cocktail
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.05 ethanol.

A drink made from your allies, not as sweet as when made from your enemies.
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.

Lemon-lime

tangy lime and lemon soda
Seems to be fizzy.
Satiates thirst.

Aloe
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.05 ethanol.

So very, very, very good.
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.

Irish coffee
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.15 ethanol.

Coffee served with irish cream. Regular cream just isn't the same!
Seems to be cloudy.
Satiates thirst.

Hooch
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.05 ethanol.

Either someone's failure at cocktail making or attempt in alchohol production. In any case, do you really want to drink that?
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.

Grog
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.05 ethanol.

Watered-down rum, pirate approved!
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.

Blue curacao
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.1 ethanol.

Exotically blue, fruity drink, distilled from oranges.
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.

Iced beer
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.05 ethanol.

A beer which is so cold the air around it freezes.
Seems to be bubbly.
Satiates thirst.

Absinthe
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.3 ethanol.

A anise-flavoured spirit derived from botanicals.
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.

Space Mountain Wind

Blows right through you like a space wind.
Seems to be fizzy.
Satiates thirst.

Driest martini
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.15 ethanol.

Only for the experienced. You think you see sand floating in the glass.
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.

Atomic bomb
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.15 ethanol.
Adds 0.05 radium.

Nuclear proliferation never tasted so good.
Seems to be cloudy.
Satiates thirst.

Pwr Game

The only drink with the PWR that true gamers crave.
Seems to be fizzy.
Satiates thirst.

Devils kiss
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.05 ethanol.

Creepy time!
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.

Brave bull
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.2 ethanol.

It's just as effective as Dutch-Courage!
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.

Neurotoxin
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.25 ethanol.

Poison (0.5 units per second)

Deals 2 Poison per unit.

A strong neurotoxin that puts the subject into a death-like state.
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.

Energy Drink
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.05 theobromine.

A dose of energy! Nanotrasen is not responsible if you grow avian appendages.
Seems to be fizzy.
Satiates thirst.

Melon liquor
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.05 ethanol.

A relatively sweet and fruity 46 proof liquor.
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.

Sui dream
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.05 ethanol.

'Comprised of: White soda, blue curacao, melon liquor.'
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.

Ice cream

It was either this or the microwave, and nobody wants ice cream soup!
Seems to be creamy.
Satiates thirst.

Lime juice

The sweet-sour juice of limes.
Seems to be citric.
Satiates thirst.

Soda water

A container of club soda. Why not make a scotch and soda?
Seems to be fizzy.
Satiates thirst.

Grape juice

Freshly squeezed juice from red grapes. Quite sweet.
Seems to be crisp.
Satiates thirst.

Dr. Gibb

A delicious blend of 42 different flavours.
Seems to be fizzy.
Satiates thirst.

Soy milk

Consumers favorite.
Seems to be refreshing.
Satiates thirst.

Hippies delight
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.05 ethanol.

You just don't get it maaaan.
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.

Cafe latte

A nice, strong and tasty beverage while you are reading.
Seems to be creamy.
Satiates thirst.

Changeling sting

You take a tiny sip and feel a burning sensation...
Seems to be fizzy.
Satiates thirst.

Goats milk

An opaque white liquid produced by a goat. High buttermilk content.
Seems to be opaque.
Satiates thirst.

Deadrum
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.2 ethanol.

Distilled alcoholic drink made from saltwater.
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.

Root beer

A very sweet, carbonated drink reminiscent of sarsparilla. Goes well with ice cream.
Seems to be fizzy.
Satiates thirst.

Banana juice

The raw essence of a banana. HONK.
Seems to be crisp.
Satiates thirst.

Wine
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.05 ethanol.

An premium alchoholic beverage made from distilled grape juice.
Seems to be translucent.
Satiates thirst.

Moonshine
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.25 ethanol.

Artisanal homemade liquor. What could go wrong?
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.

Soy latte

A coffee drink made with espresso and steamed soy milk.
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.

NeoTheology Cahors Wine
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.05 ethanol.

Fortified dessert wine made from cabernet sauvignon, saperavi and other grapes.
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.

B-52
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.15 ethanol.

Coffee, irish cream, and cognac. You will get bombed.
Seems to be bubbly.
Satiates thirst.

Cuba libre
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.15 ethanol.

Rum, mixed with cola. Viva la revolucion.
Seems to be bubbly.
Satiates thirst.

Space-Up

Tastes like a hull breach in your mouth.
Seems to be fizzy.
Satiates thirst.

Grenadine

Not cherry flavored!
Seems to be dark-red.
Satiates thirst.

Rum
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.2 ethanol.

Distilled alcoholic drink made from sugarcane byproducts.
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.

Toxins special
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.05 ethanol.

This thing is ON FIRE! CALL THE DAMN SHUTTLE!
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.

Iced tea
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.05 theobromine.

No relation to a certain rap artist/actor.
Seems to be aromatic.
Satiates thirst.

Tonic water

It tastes strange but at least the quinine keeps the Space Malaria at bay.
Seems to be fizzy.
Satiates thirst.

Red mead
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.05 ethanol.

The true Viking's drink! Even though it has a strange red color.
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.

Tea
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.05 theobromine.

A drink made by boiling leaves of the tea tree, Camellia sinensis.
Seems to be aromatic.
Satiates thirst.

Manly dorf
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.05 ethanol.

Beer and Ale, brought together in a delicious mix. Intended for stout dwarves only.
Seems to be bubbly.
Satiates thirst.

Manhattan project
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.05 ethanol.

A scientist's drink of choice, for pondering ways to blow up the ship.
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.

Tequila
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.2 ethanol.

A strong and mildly flavoured, mexican produced spirit.
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.

Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.2 ethanol.

Whoah, this stuff looks volatile!
Seems to be volatile.
Satiates thirst.

Oat milk

Surprisingly tasty.
Seems to be refreshing.
Satiates thirst.

Cream

The fatty, still liquid part of milk. Why don't you mix this with sum scotch, eh?
Seems to be creamy.
Satiates thirst.

Long island iced tea
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.15 ethanol.

The liquor cabinet, brought together in a delicious mix. Intended for middle-aged alcoholic women only.
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.

Tequila sunrise
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.15 ethanol.

Tequila and orange juice. Much like a Screwdriver, only Mexican.
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.

Iced green tea

cold green tea.
Seems to be aromatic.
Satiates thirst.

Kira special

Long live the guy who everyone had mistaken for a girl. Baka!
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.

Vodka
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.2 ethanol.

Clear distilled alcoholic beverage that originates from Poland and Russia.
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.

Lemonade

Drink using lemon juice, water, and a sweetener such as cane sugar or honey.
Seems to be tart.
Satiates thirst.

Cola

A sweet, carbonated soft drink. Caffeine free.
Seems to be fizzy.
Satiates thirst.

Kvass

A cool refreshing drink with a taste of socialism.
Seems to be bubbly.
Satiates thirst.

Hot ramen

Hot noodles.
Seems to be wormy.
Satiates hunger.

Sake
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.05 ethanol.

Alcoholic beverage made by fermenting rice that has been polished.
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.

Water melon juice

The delicious juice of a watermelon.
Seems to be sweet.
Satiates thirst.

Tomato juice

Tomatoes made into juice. What a waste of good tomatoes, huh?
Seems to be saucey.
Satiates thirst.

Orange juice

Both delicious AND rich in Vitamin C. What more do you need?
Seems to be citric.
Satiates thirst.

The doctor's delight
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.05 ethanol.

Medicine (0.5 units per second)

Heals 2 Brute, 2 Burn, 2 Airloss, and 2 Toxin per unit.

A gulp a day keeps the MediBot away. That's probably for the best.
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.
Satiates hunger.

Carrot juice
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.15 oculine.
Adds 0.5 nutriment.

It's like a carrot, but less crunchy.
Seems to be crisp.
Satiates thirst.

Berry juice

A delicious blend of several different kinds of berries.
Seems to be sweet.
Satiates thirst.

Bahama mama
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.05 ethanol.

Tropical cocktail.
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.

Ale
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.05 ethanol.

A dark alchoholic beverage made by malted barley and yeast.
Seems to be bubbly.
Satiates thirst.

Rewriter

The secret of the sanctuary of the Librarian...
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.

Whiskey soda
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.15 ethanol.

For the more refined griffon.
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.

Dry ramen

Dry noodles and salt.
Seems to be wormy.
Satiates hunger.

Manhattan
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.05 ethanol.

The Detective's undercover drink of choice. He never could stomach gin...
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.

Vodka martini
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.15 ethanol.

Vodka with Gin. Not quite how 007 enjoyed it, but still delicious.
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.

Syndicate bomb
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.05 ethanol.

Somebody set us up the bomb!
Seems to be opaque.
Satiates thirst.

Milk

An opaque white liquid produced by the mammary glands of mammals.
Seems to be opaque.
Satiates thirst.

Iced coffee

Coffee and ice, refreshing and cool.
Seems to be aromatic.
Satiates thirst.

Barefoot
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.05 ethanol.

Barefoot and pregnant.
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.

Green tea

Tasty green tea.
Seems to be aromatic.
Satiates thirst.

White russian
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.15 ethanol.

That's just, like, your opinion, man...
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.

Pilk

A sickening mixture of milk and cola.
Seems to be creamy.
Satiates thirst.

Whiskey cola
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.15 ethanol.

Whiskey, mixed with cola. Surprisingly refreshing.
Seems to be bubbly.
Satiates thirst.

Vodka tonic
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.15 ethanol.

For when a gin and tonic isn't russian enough.
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.

Three mile island iced tea
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.15 ethanol.
Adds 0.05 uranium.

"Made for a woman, strong enough for a man."
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.

Spoiled milk

This milk has gone rancid.
Seems to be putrid.
Satiates thirst.

Snow white
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.05 ethanol.

A cold refreshment.
Seems to be bubbly.
Satiates thirst.

Singulo
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.05 ethanol.

A blue-space beverage!
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.

Screwdriver
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.15 ethanol.

Vodka, mixed with plain ol' orange juice. The result is surprisingly delicious.
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.

Sbiten
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.05 ethanol.

A spicy Vodka! Might be a little hot for the little guys!
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.

Amasec
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.05 ethanol.

Official drink of the Gun Club!
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.

Mojito
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.05 ethanol.

If it's good enough for Spesscuba, it's good enough for you.
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.

Ethanol
Effects
Alcohol (0.5 units per second)
Unknown effect: Drunk. Ask /tmp/moony#0029 for help.

Poison (0.5 units per second)

Deals 2 Caustic per unit when more than 5u.
Unknown effect: ChemVomit. Ask /tmp/moony#0029 for help.

A simple alcohol, makes you drunk if consumed, flammable.
Seems to be strong-smelling.

Mead
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.05 ethanol.

A Viking's drink, though a cheap one.
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.

Classic martini
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.15 ethanol.

Vermouth with Gin. Not quite how 007 enjoyed it, but still delicious.
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.

Irish car bomb
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.15 ethanol.

A troubling mixture of irish cream and ale.
Seems to be bubbly.
Satiates thirst.

Andalusia
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.05 ethanol.

A nice, strangely named drink.
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.

Goldschlager
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.2 ethanol.

100 proof cinnamon schnapps, made for alcoholic teen girls on spring break.
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.

Gin and tonic
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.15 ethanol.

An all time classic, mild cocktail.
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.

Gin fizz
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.15 ethanol.

Refreshingly lemony, deliciously dry.
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.

Demons blood
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.05 ethanol.

AHHHH!!!!
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.

Booger
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.05 ethanol.

Ewww...
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.

Bloody mary
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.05 ethanol.

A strange yet pleasurable mixture made of vodka, tomato, and lime juice.
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.

Black russian
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.2 ethanol.

For the lactose-intolerant. Still as classy as a White Russian.
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.

Bilk

This appears to be beer mixed with milk. Disgusting.
Seems to be bilky.
Satiates thirst.

Beepsky smash
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.15 ethanol.

Deny drinking this and prepare for THE LAW.
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.

Apple juice

It's a little piece of Eden.
Seems to be crisp.
Satiates thirst.

Whiskey
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.2 ethanol.

A type of distilled alcoholic beverage made from fermented grain mash.
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.

Vermouth
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.05 ethanol.

Aromatized, fortified white wine flavored with various botanicals.
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.

Kahlua
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.05 ethanol.

A widely known, Mexican coffee-flavoured liqueur.
Seems to be cloudy.
Satiates thirst.

Grape soda

It's Graaaaaape!
Seems to be fizzy.
Satiates thirst.

Gin
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.2 ethanol.

A distilled alcoholic drink that derives its predominant flavour from juniper berries.
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.

Cognac
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.2 ethanol.

A sweet and strongly alcoholic drink, twice distilled and left to mature for several years. Classy as fornication.
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.

Starkist

A sweet, orange flavored soft drink.
Seems to be fizzy.
Satiates thirst.

Root beer float

Root beer, but now with ice cream on top. It truly is the magnum opus of Canadian summertime drinks.
Seems to be reagent-physical-desc-fizzy and creamy.
Satiates thirst.

Lemon juice

This juice is VERY sour.
Seems to be citric.
Satiates thirst.

Pineapple juice

The delicious juice of a pineapple.
Seems to be tropical.
Satiates thirst.

Irish cream
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.2 ethanol.

Whiskey-imbued cream. What else could you expect from the Irish.
Seems to be creamy.
Satiates thirst.

Acidspit
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.05 ethanol.

A drink for the daring, can be deadly if incorrectly prepared!
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.