Jobs

Job Name	Job Description	Difficulty
Assistant	Wander around the station and obey anyone who asks you to do something for them. Possibly go to the Head of Personnel to be assigned to something useful.	Easy
Bartender	Keep the lonely crew members at the bar company while you mix and serve them drinks.	Easy
Botanist	Grow fruits and vegetables in hydroponic trays for the enjoyment of the station.	Easy
Chaplain	Preach to crew members and aid them in their journeys to spiritual oneness.	Easy
Chef	Make food in your cosmic microwave and keep the station fed.	Medium
Clown	Be funny and provide entertainment to the crew. Annoying them as much as possible is also valid.	Self-Loathing
Janitor	Clean up the messes left behind by the crew (mostly irresponsible chemists) and keep everyone safe from slipping.	Easy
Mime	Use your limited communication skills to pursue your own twisted desires.	Easy

Job Name	Job Description	Difficulty
Cargo Technician	Use the cargo computer to order supplies that the crew needs.	Easy
Quartermaster	Organize the cargo technicians into a logistical force to be reckoned with.	Medium

Job Name	Job Description	Difficulty
Station Engineer	Create new power sources and fix any power or integrity-related issues that the station may have.	Medium

Job Name	Job Description	Difficulty
Security Officer	Forgets to turn off harm with the stun baton, everyone hates you for trying to protect them. Usually gets mugged by an Assistant. Enforce Space law ~~and don't forget to beat the clown and get yelled at by an Admin.~~	Medium to Hard
Warden	Manage the security department and all of the people imprisoned inside of it. Protect it from irresponsible staff and protect the prisoners from being forgotten in their cells.	Hard

Job Name	Job Description	Difficulty
Chemist	Use the chemistry machines to make medicine for any damaged crew members. Optionally make Meth or Buzzochloric Bees once enough medicine has been made.	Medium
Medical Doctor	Tend to any crew members chemistry can't by waiting for them to die and then cloning them.	Medium

Job Name	Job Description	Difficulty
Scientist	Research new items and machines to build in the Protolathe, then deck the science department out with every machine imaginable.	Easy

Job Name	Job Description	Difficulty
Captain	Manage the entire station, make sure everything stays in working order and fix any issues that other crew members can't.	Hard
Chief Engineer	Order the engineers around to make sure that all issues in the station are fixed without any delays.	Hard
Chief Medical Officer	Manage the resources and personnel of the medical department to keep the crew in top shape.	Medium
Head of Personnel	Handle reassignments and permission changes from your desk. Mediate any disputes that can't be solved by the relevant department heads.	Hard
Head of Security	Organize the security officers into a formidable order-keeping force. Have the final word on how to resolve security related issues.	Hard
Research Director	Make sure the scientists are taking their jobs seriously and improving the station as much as they can.	Medium

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