Jobs

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Civilian Jobs

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Job Name Job Description Difficulty
Assistant Faff about, keep the bartender company, annoy the janitor. Or be useful and ask the Head of Personnel for a real job. Easy
Bartender Serve drinks, yell at the chef to make more pizza, whip your shotgun out when fist fights start. Easy
Botanist Ignore the chef and only grow weed, supply the clown with unlimited bananas. Easy
Chaplain Run around telling people the good word of "god", attempt to make contact with "god." Easy
Chef Spend 20 minutes trying to figure out how to make a burger, serve the Captain a burger made from the Head of Personnel. Medium
Clown Annoying as many people as you can before Security detains you. Honk. Self-Hating
Janitor Clean up the messes left by Assistants and Clowns. Weirdly be the most respected person on the station. Easy
Mime -shrugs and give thumbsup- Easy

Cargo Jobs

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Job Name Job Description Difficulty
Cargo Technician Order pizza and monkies, not actually order what departments ask for. Easy
Quartermaster Attempt to wrangle the Cargo Technicians into being useful. Fail. Medium

Engineering Jobs

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Job Name Job Description Difficulty
Station Engineer Attempt to set up the singularity engine, set up an antimatter engine instead. Accidentally drift off into space. Medium

Security Jobs

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Job Name Job Description Difficulty
Security Officer Harass the clown, beat people up with the stun baton until an admin BWOINKs you. Medium
Warden Make sure people don't die in the cells, protect the armory from the power hungry Captain and mimes. Hard

Medical Jobs

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Job Name Job Description Difficulty
Chemist Forget middle school science. Blow your self up "accidentally" 3 minutes into the round. Pump out pills and drugs for the crew. Medium
Medical Doctor Scan people then finish them off so you can clone them. Drag dead bodies around. Medium

Science Jobs

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Job Name Job Description Difficulty
Scientist Get bored and supply assistants with weapons. Or build the chemistry equipment and pretend to be a Chemist. Easy

Command Jobs

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Job Name Job Description Difficulty
Captain Go to the bar for a drink, go missing 5 minutes into the round. Body is never found. Hard
Chief Engineer Try and stop the Engineers and Assistants from spewing plasma everywhere. Use the RCD to blast holes in the floor on accident. Hard
Chief Medical Officer Be the only useful doctor in the MedBay. Complain that the Chemists aren't making medicine. Medium
Head of Personnel Give yourself an all access ID, make the Clown a Janitor, go around and yell at people for not doing their jobs. Hard
Head of Security Immediately raid the armory then get disarmed by an assistant in the bar. Hard
Research Director Wander around the station in your fancy hard suit and have people forget you're a command job. Medium