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Civilian Jobs

Job Name Job Description Difficulty
Passenger Enjoy your stay and while at it steal someone's clothes and job. Get in trouble for breaking into rooms. Save the Station when least expected. None
Bartender As the bartender, your goal is to keep the stations crew docile and drunk. Take their oddly specific requests and make them at your beer and soda machines. You have a shotgun, and don't be afraid to use it! Bar is one of the most bombed and attacked regions, as there is usually a lot of people there. Give the crew drinks and keep bar mostly hole-free, and you will do fine. Easy
Botanist As the botanist, your goal is to grow food to stop the chef from seeking "alternative sources". Grow lots of wheat, and when you get tired of that, grow weed. Make weed soothes and spike drinks with nettles. Just keep growing plants, and you'll do great! Easy
Chaplain Preach to crew members and aid them in their journeys to spiritual oneness. Get bored and switch places with an assistant. Easy
Chef As the chef, your goal is to keep the station fed, by any means necessary. Tell botany what to grow and watch as they only grow wheat. Serve raw eggplants and get shot by the barkeep. Snap and hunt assistants for meat. Hide in the meat locker whenever sec comes by. Medium
Clown As the clown, your goal is to cause as much trouble possible before your inevitable arrest and execution by sec. Use your bananas and pies to trip sec officers and steal their batons. Hoard batons to annoy sec further. Master the art of breaking and entering to steal vital objects. As a general rule, try to cause trouble without causing permanent death or damage. Clown
Janitor As the janitor, try to keep the station clean of spills. Use your mop to clean up spills by replacing them with puddles. Ignore the woes of man with your no slip shoes, engaging in schadenfreude as you point at the wet floor sign. Watch as people complain about you not cleaning areas you don't have access to. As long as the station is mostly spill-free, your job is fulfilled. Easy
Lawyer Pretend to be a part of sec without actually doing any of the work. Try as hard as you can to get everyone to go into the courthouse at any opportunity. "My CLIENT killed those two botanists in self-defense Your Honor." Easy
Librarian Write on some paper and have people glance at it and shrug. Get fed up and break into the bridge, announcing d&d in the library. Play d&d for the rest of the round with the captain. Easy
Mime Play as clown, but if you talk you get murdered by every role-player in a 15 mile radius. Clown+
Musician Play MIDIs at deafening volumes. Bum around in the bar and flex your knowledge on obscure bands. Pester Cargo for more instruments. Easy
Service Worker Be a sightly more useful assistant. Learn the other civilian level jobs stress free. Observe the other civilian jobs in their natural habitat before taking on their various responsibilities and challenges. Easy

Cargo Jobs

Job Name Job Description Difficulty
Cargo Technician As a cargo tech, remodel cargo to be the prestigious home it is. Order enough parts to build a self-sustaining spaceship and leave the station, taking all the O2 with you. Answer sci's requests for what you're pretty sure are the parts for a black hole bomb. As long as you don't hand out hard-suits and laser guns to assistants, sec will leave you alone. Medium
Salvage Specialist Equip a hard-suit and salvage wrecked station parts from previous stations, a grim reminder of what's to come in the next ten minutes. Fight fish in space and hurriedly throw your loot out into space to fly back to safety. Accidentally space your department twice. Medium
Quartermaster Organize all of cargo into a logistical force to be reckoned with. Throw your ire at HoP for giving the clown cargo access. Resist the urge to form the great nation of Cargonia. Medium

Engineering Jobs

Job Name Job Description Difficulty
Atmospheric Technician Watch and manage atmos. Be known as one of the 3 people who know does atmos work. Die anyway in a plasma fire. Medium
Station Engineer Create new power sources and fix any power or integrity-related issues that the station may have. Get to the bottom of any problem and hold the entire station together with your hard work. Accidentally singuloose the station due to an oversight. Medium
Technical Assistant Be every greytider's dream: an assistant with round-start tools and insulated gloves. Learn the various duties and challenges that the engineers face and become more competent than them . Learn skills such as hacking doors, fixing power, building furniture, and (after a few headaches) atmos. Easy

Security Jobs

Job Name Job Description Difficulty
Security Cadet This role is one's path to becoming a proper and official SecOff, and is meant to flag you as such. Keep in mind that while the force may take it easy on you, the rest of the station may not. Still; Do your best to make your station proud as you help break up fights, patrol the halls, and maybe even stop a Syndicate or two. Easy to Medium
Security Officer Turn off harm before batoning and cuff troublemakers in a timely fashion, only to still have everyone cry "Harm Baton!" and hate you for trying to protect them. Get robbed while trying to talk to someone else at the scene of a crime. Enforce Space law. "Accidentally" turn on harm and baton the clown. Medium to Hard
Warden Manage the security department and all of the people imprisoned inside of it. Protect it from irresponsible staff and protect the prisoners from being forgotten in their cells. Hard

Medical Jobs

Job Name Job Description Difficulty
Chemist Use the chemistry machines to make medicine for any damaged crew members. Optionally make Meth or Buzzochloric Bees once enough medicine has been made. Die in a Potassium explosion. Medium
Medical Doctor Work in conjunction with Chemistry to keep the station alive. Put away the ever stacking bodies back into the morgue. Get swarmed by a tide of people all needing band-aids and ointment. Medium
Medical intern Assist the doctors while they heal patients. Bother the chemists to teach you how to make meth and maybe medicine. Gather dead bodies from around the station and bring them to medbay so they can be revived. Discover why the chef's food tastes so good. Earn your CMO's approval. Easy

Science Jobs

Job Name Job Description Difficulty
Scientist Unlock the wonders of SCIENCE, by building every machine in the game and replacing every job other than cargo. Build a cloning rig and become immortal. Build chem dispensers and a chem master to make your very own drug lab. Build blast doors and plasma glass walls to protect science for when sec goes insane. As a scientist, you basically do whatever as long as it does something cool. Medium

Command Jobs

Job Name Job Description Difficulty
Captain Manage the entire station, make sure everything stays in working order and fix any issues that other crew members can't. Hard
Chief Engineer Order the engineers around to make sure that all issues in the station are fixed without any delays. Hard
Chief Medical Officer Manage the resources and personnel of the medical department to keep the crew in top shape. Medium
Head of Personnel Handle reassignments and permission changes from your desk. Mediate any disputes that can't be solved by the relevant department heads. Hard
Head of Security Organize the security officers into a formidable order-keeping force. Have the final word on how to resolve security related issues. Hard
Research Director Make sure the scientists are taking their jobs seriously and improving the station as much as they can. Medium


Job Name Job Description Difficulty
Maintenance Drone Rebuild the station. Fix the station up. Do the engineer's job. Wear hats. Do other people's jobs. Space the station for fun and get bwoinked and banned. Currently disabled in server configuration. Easy