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Currently split into two volumes. Most of the recipes have been QA tested, but there are a handful that have only been mathed out in my head and that I haven't yet had opportunity to confirm working. At time of last edit, the recipes were Diphenhydramine, Insuzine, Pyrazine, Leporazine, Diethylamine and Opporozine. Everything else, I have tested in-game.
Currently split into two volumes. Most of the recipes have been QA tested, but there are a handful that have only been mathed out in my head and that I haven't yet had opportunity to confirm working. At time of last edit, the recipes were Diphenhydramine, Insuzine, Pyrazine, Leporazine, Diethylamine and Opporozine. Everything else, I have tested in-game.


Chemistry for Dummies v1
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[head=1]Chems for Dummies: Volume 1[/head]
[head=3][italic]by Paige Notfound[/italic][/head]


This book is written such that each recipe will give you a reasonable amount of a drug to fill a jug with for distribution. The recipes assume access to 3 large beakers and one empty jug for each drug. Please note though that some of the more complex recipes may require up to 5 beakers in total, but only 3 must be large beakers.
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[head=2]Startup[/head]
 
At the start of the shift, get these going so that medical has some chems to work with--the less they need to rely on ointments and bruise packs, the better it will be for everyone.
 
[head=3]Dylovene[/head]
In a large beaker, mix:
[bullet/] 30 Silicon
[bullet/] 30 Nitrogen
[bullet/] 30 Potassium
Makes 90 [bold]Dylovene[/bold]. Pour into a jug and repeat to make 180u.
Label: Dylo (Poison - ODs at 20u)
 
[head=3]Dexalin+[/head]
In a large beaker, mix:
[bullet/] 20 Oxygen
[bullet/] 5 Plasma
To make 30 [bold]Dexalin[/bold]. Use the ChemMaster to remove the plasma, then add:
[bullet/] 30 Carbon
[bullet/] 30 Iron
Pour into jug to make 90 [bold]Dexalin+[/bold]. Pour into a jug and repeat process for 180u in the jug.
Label: Dexa+ (Airloss, Heartbreaker - ODs at 25u)
 
[head=3]Dermaline[/head]
In a large beaker, mix:
[bullet/] 30 Silicon
[bullet/] 30 Carbon
Makes 60 [bold]Kelotane[/bold] in a large beaker. Pour into a jug.
[bullet/] 60 Oxygen
[bullet/] 60 Phosphorous
Pour into the jug to make 180u of [bold]Dermaline[/bold]
Label: Derma (Heat, Shock, Cold - ODs at 10u)
 
[head=3]Bicaridine[/head]
In a large beaker, mix:
[bullet/] 30 Oxygen
[bullet/] 30 Carbon
[bullet/] 30 Sugar
Makes 90 [bold]Inaprovaline[/bold] in a large beaker. Pour into a jug.
[bullet/] 90 Carbon
Pour into the jug to make 180u of [bold]Bicaridine[/bold].
Label: Bicar (Brute - ODs at 15u)
 
[head=3]Saline[/head]
In a beaker, mix:
[bullet/] 20 Chlorine
[bullet/] 20 Sodium
Heat on hot plate to make 40 [bold]Table Salt[/bold]. Pour into a jug.
Fill the jug to the brim with Water to make 200u of [bold]Saline[/bold].
Label: Saline (Bloodloss)
 
[head=2]Covering all bases[/head]
You have to be ready for everything in medical, so once the basics are covered it's time to handle the outliers.
 
[head=3]Arithrazine[/head]
In a large beaker, mix:
[bullet/] 15 Silicon
[bullet/] 15 Nitrogen
[bullet/] 15 Potassium
[bullet/] 45 Radium
Makes 90 [bold]Hyronalin[/bold] in a large beaker. Pour into a jug.
[bullet/] 90 hydrogen
Pour into the jug to make 180u of [bold]Arithrazine[/bold].
Label: Arith (Rads - Deals Brute and bleeds)
 
[head=3]Phalanximine[/head]
In a large beaker, mix:
[bullet/] 10 Silicon
[bullet/] 10 Nitrogen
[bullet/] 10 Potassium
[bullet/] 30 Radium
Makes 60 [bold]Hyronalin[/bold] in a large beaker. Pour into a jug.
In a large beaker, mix:
[bullet/] 20 Radium
[bullet/] 20 Phosphorous
[bullet/] 20 Chlorine
Makes 60u of [bold]Unstable Mutagen[/bold]. Pour into the jug.
Using several vials, centrifuge:
[bullet/] 120 Welding Fuel
In total this should produce 60 [bold]Ethanol[/bold]. Collect it in the ChemMaster buffer and pour into the jug to make 180u of [bold]Phalanximine[/bold].
Label: Phalanx (Genetic - serve with Arith)
 
[head=3]Sigynate[/head]
This recipe is complex, and requires four [italics]regular[/italics] (or large) beakers plus one large beaker. Make sure you have them ready.
In one beaker, mix:
[bullet/] 20 Silicon
[bullet/] 20 Carbon
To make 40 [bold]Kelotane[/bold].
In another beaker mix:
[bullet/] 10 Oxygen
[bullet/] 10 Hydrogen
Heat on the hot plate to make 20 [bold]Hydroxide[/bold]. Add:
[bullet/] 20 Sodium
To make 40 [bold]Sodium Hydroxide[/bold]
In another beaker mix:
[bullet/] 15 Hydrogen
[bullet/] 5 Nitrogen
To make 20 [bold]Ammonia[/bold].
In another beaker, mix:
[bullet/] 5 Chlorine
[bullet/] 5 Sodium
Heat on hot plate to make 10 [bold]Table Salt[/bold]. Add:
[bullet/] 10 Ammonia
[bullet/] 10 Carbon
[bullet/] 10 Oxygen
To make 40 [bold]Sodium Carbonate[/bold].
In one large beaker mix:
[bullet/] 20 Sodium Hydroxide
[bullet/] 20 Sodium Carbonate
[bullet/] 20 Kelotane
[bullet/] 20 Sugar
[bullet/] 20 Water
Heat on a hot plate to make 80u of [bold]Sigynate[/bold]. Pour into a jug and repeat that last mix to make 160u of Sigynate. Do not pursue more, it's not worth it.
Label: Sigy (Caustic - ODs at 16u)
 
[head=2] Specialty Meds[/head]
 
Now that all damage [italics]can[/italics] be healed, we want to make meds for greater efficiency with specific damage types.
 
[head=3]Bruizine[/head]
In a large beaker, mix:
[bullet/] 10 Oxygen
[bullet/] 40 Carbon
[bullet/] 10 Sugar
Makes 60 [bold]Bicaridine[/bold]. Pour into a jug.
In the large beaker, add:
[bullet/] 60 Sugar
Pour into the jug.
In the large beaker, add:
[bullet/] 54 Lithium
Pour into the jug to make 120u of [bold]Bruizine[/bold]. Just call it good there, or repeat the process and store the excess.
Label: Bruiz (Blunt - ODs at 10.5u)
 
[head=3]Lacerinol[/head]
This recipe can create deadly Razorinol if not done properly, so pay close attention.
In a large beaker, mix:
[bullet/] 15 Oxygen
[bullet/] 60 Carbon
[bullet/] 15 Sugar
Makes 90 [bold]Bicaridine[/bold]. Buffer this in the ChemMaster.
[bullet/] 45 Hydrogen
[bullet/] 45 Carbon
Heat on a hotplate to make [bold]Benzene[/bold]. Buffer this as well in the ChemMaster. Move equal amounts of Benzene and Bicaridine out of the buffer to make [bold]Lacerinol[/bold] in the hot beaker, then move the Lacerinol back into the buffer. Never allow Lacerinol to sit in a beaker with Bicaridine or it will become [bold]Razorinol[/bold].
This will make in total 180u of [bold]Lacerinol[/bold], to pour into a jug.
Label: Lace (Slash - ODs at 12u)
 
[head=3]Puncturase[/head]
This recipe can create deadly Razorinol if not done properly, so pay close attention.
[bullet/] 15 Oxygen
[bullet/] 60 Carbon
[bullet/] 15 Sugar
Makes 90 [bold]Bicaridine[/bold]. Buffer this in the ChemMaster.
[bullet/] 45 Oxygen
[bullet/] 45 Hydrogen
Heat on the hot plate to make 90 [bold]Hydroxide[/bold]. Buffer this as well in the ChemMaster. Move equal amounts of Hydroxide and Bicaridine out of the buffer to make [bold]Puncturase[/bold] in the hot beaker, then move the Puncturase back into the buffer. Never allow Puncturase to sit in a beaker with Bicaridine or it will become [bold]Razorinol[/bold].
This will make in total 180u of [bold]Puncturase[/bold], to pour into a jug.
Label: Punct (Pierce - ODs at 11u)
 
[head=3]Leporazine[/head]
[bullet/] 45 Iron
[bullet/] 45 Silicon
Heat on a hotplate to make 90 [bold]Fersilicite[/bold].
In a separate large beaker, mix:
[bullet/] 45 Copper
[bullet/] 45 Fersilicite
[bullet/] 5 Plasma
To make 90 [bold]Leporazine[/bold]. Use the ChemMaster to remove the plasma. Pour into a jug, and repeat again to make 180u of [bold]Leporazine[/bold].
Label: Lepo (Cold - Normalizes body temp)
 
[head=3]Pyrazine[/head]
[bullet/] 20 Iron
[bullet/] 20 Silicon
Heat on a hotplate to make 40 [bold]Fersilicite[/bold]. Add:
[bullet/] 40 Copper
[bullet/] 5 Plasma
To make 80 [bold]Leporazine[/bold]. Use the ChemMaster to remove the plasma.
In a separate large beaker, mix:
[bullet/] 15 Silicon
[bullet/] 15 Carbon
Makes 30 [bold]Kelotane[/bold]. Add:
[bullet/] 30 Oxygen
[bullet/] 30 Phosphorous
To make 90 [bold]Dermaline[/bold].
In a third large beaker, mix:
[bullet/] 30 Leporazine
[bullet/] 30 Dermaline
[bullet/] 30 Carbon
Heat on a hotplate to make 90 [bold]Pyrazine[/bold]. Pour into a jug and repeat for 180u of [bold]Pyrazine[/bold].
Label: Pyra (Heat - ODs at 20u)
 
[head=3]Insuzine[/head]
[bullet/] 20 Iron
[bullet/] 20 Silicon
Heat on a hotplate to make 40 [bold]Fersilicite[/bold]. Add:
[bullet/] 40 Copper
[bullet/] 5 Plasma
To make 80 [bold]Leporazine[/bold]. Use the ChemMaster to remove the plasma.
In a separate larger beaker, mix:
[bullet/] 30 Silicon
[bullet/] 30 Carbon
Makes 60 [bold]Kelotane[/bold] in a large beaker.
In a third beaker, mix:
[bullet/] 30 Leporazine
[bullet/] 30 Kelotane
[bullet/] 30 Silicon
Heat on a hotplate to make 90 [bold]Insuzine[/bold]. Pour into a jug and repeat for 180u of [bold]Insuzine[/bold].
Label: Insu (Shock - ODs at 12u)
 
[head=3]Diphenhydramine[/head]
Using several vials, centrifuge:
[bullet/] 180 Welding Fuel
In total this should produce 90 [bold]Ethanol[/bold]. Collect it in the ChemMaster buffer.
In a beaker mix:
[bullet/] 30 Hydrogen
[bullet/] 10 Nitrogen
To make 40 [bold]Ammonia[/bold]. Collect it in the ChemMaster buffer.
In a large beaker mix:
[bullet/] 30 Ammonia
[bullet/] 30 Ethanol
To make 60 [bold]Diethylamine[/bold]. Collect it in the ChemMaster buffer.
In a large beaker, mix:
[bullet/] 30 Chlorine
[bullet/] 30 Sodium
Heat on hot plate to make 60 [bold]Table Salt[/bold].
In another large beaker, combine:
[bullet/] 20 Welding Fuel
[bullet/] 20 Hydrogen
[bullet/] 20 Carbon
To make 60 [bold]Oil[/bold].
In another large beaker, mix:
[bullet/] 20 Diethylamine
[bullet/] 20 Oil
[bullet/] 20 Table Salt
[bullet/] 20 Carbon
[bullet/] 20 Ethanol
Heat on a hot plate to make 60 [bold]Diphenhydramine[/bold]. Pour into a jug and repeat the last mix twice more for 180u of Diphenhydramine.
Label: Dip (Poison, Hystamine)
 
[head=3]Tranexamic Acid[/head]
[bullet/] 40 Oxygen
[bullet/] 20 Hydrogen
[bullet/] 20 Sulfur
To make 60 [bold]Sulfuric Acid[/bold]. Pour into a jug.
bullet/] 20 Oxygen
[bullet/] 20 Carbon
[bullet/] 20 Sugar
Makes 60 [bold]Inaprovaline[/bold]. Pour into the jug.
[bullet/] 60 Sugar
Pour into the jug to make 180u of [bold]Tranexamic Acid[/bold].
Label: Tran (Coagulant - ODs at 15u)
 
Chemistry for Dummies v2
[head=1]Chems for Dummies: Volume 2[/head]
[head=3][italic]by Paige Notfound[/italic][/head]
 
This book is written with the expectation that you already possess and have worked through the chemicals of Chems for Dummies: Volume 1. The recipes herein assume access to 3 large beakers and one empty jug for each drug. Please note though that some of the more complex recipes may require up to 5 beakers in total, but only 3 must be large beakers.
 
[head=2]Cryomedicine[/head]
 
Cryomedicine is incredibly powerful; if medical knows how to use cryo, it's about all they need.
 
[head=3]Cryoxadone[/head]
In a large beaker, mix:
[bullet/] 40 Oxygen
[bullet/] 5 Plasma
To make 60 [bold]Dexalin[/bold]. Use the ChemMaster to remove the plasma, then pour into a jug.
[bullet/] 60 Oxygen
[bullet/] 60 Water
Add to the jug to produce 180u of [bold]Cryoxadone[/bold]
Label: Cryo (Brute, Airloss, Toxin, Burn - <213K)
 
[head=3]Doxarubixadone[/head]
In a large beaker, mix:
[bullet/] 20 Oxygen
[bullet/] 5 Plasma
To make 30 [bold]Dexalin[/bold]. Use the ChemMaster to remove the plasma. Then add:
[bullet/] 30 Oxygen
[bullet/] 30 Water
To produce 90u [bold]Cryoxadone[/bold]. Pour into a jug.
In the large beaker, mix:
[bullet/] 30 Radium
[bullet/] 30 Phosphorous
[bullet/] 30 Chlorine
To make 90u of [bold]Unstable Mutagen[/bold]. Pour into the jug to make 180u of [bold]Doxarubixadone[/bold]
Label: Doxa (Genetic - <213K)
 
[head=3]Aloxadone[/head]
First, make 80u [bold]Sigynate[/bold] in a large beaker. The recipe is too long to recite again here, please refer to [bold]Covering The Bases[/bold]. Pour into a jug.
 
This recipe requires aloe leaves from botany. Grind the aloe leaves into a large beaker to produce [bold]Aloe[/bold] and [bold]Dermaline[/bold]. Remove the Dermaline in a ChemMaster. Accumulate 80 Aloe in a large beaker. Pour into the jug.
 
In another large beaker, combine:
[bullet/] 10 Oxygen
[bullet/] 5 Plasma
To make 15 [bold]Dexalin[/bold]. Remove the Plasma in a ChemMaster.
Add:
[bullet/] 15 Oxygen
[bullet/] 15 Water
To make 45 [bold]Cryoxadone[/bold]. Pour 40u into the jug to make 160u of [bold]Aloxadone[/bold]
Label: Alox (Burn - Dead, <213K)
 
[head=3]Necrosol[/head]
This recipe requires [bold]Omnizine[/bold]. To get Omnizine, botany must provide Ambrosia Deus. You can grind Smile Extract for it, but you shouldn't. Save that desperate measure for Ambuzol Plus.
 
Obtain 15 Omnizine in a large beaker.
 
In another beaker, mix:
[bullet/] 10 Oxygen
[bullet/] 5 Plasma
To make 15 [bold]Dexalin[/bold]. Remove the Plasma in a ChemMaster.
Add:
[bullet/] 15 Oxygen
[bullet/] 15 Water
To make 45 [bold]Cryoxadone[/bold].
 
In a third beaker combine:
[bullet/] 45 Blood
[bullet/] 30 Cryoxadone
[bullet/] 15 Omnizine
Heat on a hotplate to make 30u of [bold]Necrosol[/bold]
Label: Necro (Brute, Burn, Poison - Dead, <213K)
 
[head=3]Opporozine[/head]
This recipe requires Cognizine. See "Cognizine" in [bold]Non-Medical Requests[/bold] further into the book.
 
In a large beaker, mix:
[bullet/] 10 Oxygen
[bullet/] 5 Plasma
To make 15 [bold]Dexalin[/bold]. Use the ChemMaster to remove the plasma. Then add:
[bullet/] 15 Oxygen
[bullet/] 15 Water
To produce 45u [bold]Cryoxadone[/bold]. Now add:
[bullet/] 15 Radium
[bullet/] 15 Phosphorous
[bullet/] 15 Chlorine
To make 90u of [bold]Doxarubixadone[/bold].
 
In another large beaker, combine:
[bullet/] 25 Cognizine
[bullet/] 25 Doxarubixadone
[bullet/] 50 Plasma
Heat on a hotplate to produce 75u of [bold]Opporozine[/bold].
Label: Oppo (Rotting - <213K)
 
[head=2]Zombies![/head]
If zombies are called, hit the panic button to close the shutters. Chemistry is likely to be targeted first, and you need to drop everything and work fast. Romerol poisoning can be slowed with bed rest and dylovene, but actual treatment will require the blood of a zombie. Make sure medical staff are bringing you dead zombies or collecting zombie blood themselves for you.
 
[head=3]Ambuzol[/head]
This will treat infection, but provides no inoculation.
In a large beaker, mix:
[bullet/] 30 Hydrogen
[bullet/] 10 Nitrogen
To make 40 [bold]Ammonia[/bold]. Pour into a jug.
Next, in another large beaker mix:
[bullet/] 15 Silicon
[bullet/] 15 Nitrogen
[bullet/] 15 Potassium
To make 45 [bold]Dylovene[/bold]. Pour 40 into the jug.
Finally, in another large beaker collect:
[bullet/] 80 Zombie Blood
Pour into the jug to make 160u of [bold]Ambuzol[/bold].
Label: Ambu (Zombie Cure - 10u dose each)
 
[head=3]Ambuzol Plus[/head]
This will treat infection and inoculate against further infection. Get two jugs for this.
In a large beaker, mix:
[bullet/] 30 Hydrogen
[bullet/] 10 Nitrogen
To make 40 [bold]Ammonia[/bold]. Pour into a jug.
Next, in another large beaker mix:
[bullet/] 15 Silicon
[bullet/] 15 Nitrogen
[bullet/] 15 Potassium
To make 45 [bold]Dylovene[/bold]. Pour 40 into the jug.
Finally, in another large beaker collect:
[bullet/] 80 Zombie Blood
Pour into the jug to make 160u of [bold]Ambuzol[/bold].
Now collect as much [bold]Omnizine[/bold] as you can find. Omnizine can be obtained by grinding Ambrosia Deus or Smile Extract in a pinch.
Combine in a one-to-one ratio in a jug.
[bullet/] X Ambuzol
[bullet/] X Omnizine
To get 2X [bold]Ambuzol Plus[/bold]
Label: Ambu+ (Vaccine - 5u dose)
 
[head=2]Over The Counter Medicine[/head]
The feather in a chemist's cap in every shift is providing safe pills for self-medication on the public-facing counter.
 
[head=3]Tricordrazine[/head]
In a large beaker, mix:
[bullet/] 20 Silicon
[bullet/] 20 Nitrogen
[bullet/] 20 Potassium
To make 60 [bold]Dylovene[/bold]. Buffer this in the ChemMaster.
Then in the same beaker, mix:
[bullet/] 20 Oxygen
[bullet/] 20 Carbon
[bullet/] 20 Sugar
To make 60 [bold]Inaprovaline[/bold]. Buffer this in the ChemMaster as well.
Combine Dylovene and Inaprovaline in equal amounts to make 120u [bold]Tricordrazine[/bold]. Place in the ChemMaster buffer and distribute into 12 pills at 10u dosage.
Label: Booboo Kisses (Tric)
 
[head=3]Oculine[/head]
This one is easiest to obtain by just grinding carrots from botany. But if there are no carrots, it can be synthesized.
In a large beaker, mix:
[bullet/] 20 Oxygen
[bullet/] 20 Hydrogen
Heat on the hot plate to make 40 [bold]Hydroxide[/bold].
In another beaker, mix:
[bullet/] 10 Chlorine
[bullet/] 10 Sodium
Heat on hot plate to make 20 [bold]Table Salt[/bold]. Pour into the first beaker.
Obtain:
[bullet/] 20 Blood.
Pour into the first beaker. to make [bold]Oculine[/bold]. Place in the ChemMaster buffer and distribute into 16 pills at 5u dosage.
Label: Tider's Welding Cure (Ocu)
 
[head=2]Non-medical Requests[/head]
Certain chemicals are commonly requested by other departments, and so I will cover them here.
 
[head=3]Table Salt[/head]
Request a beaker from the chef if they come asking for table salt. In the beaker, mix:
[bullet/] 20 Chlorine
[bullet/] 20 Sodium
Heat on hot plate to make 40 [bold]Table Salt[/bold]. Double these amounts for a large beaker.
 
[head=3]Sulfuric Acid[/head]
Sounds scary, but the chef or bartender may request this for making soy sauce or drinks. Request that the chef bring their own beaker for this. In the chef's beaker, combine:
[bullet/] 20 Oxygen
[bullet/] 10 Hydrogen
[bullet/] 10 Sulfur
To make 30 [bold]Sulfuric Acid[/bold]. Do not give them more than 30 at a time, they shouldn't need that much. The bartender may need more, and should be given multiple bottles.
 
[head=3]Unstable Mutagen[/head]
This is important for botany to do their job, but dangerous in the wrong hands. Only give this to a botanist.
In a large beaker, mix:
[bullet/] 30 Radium
[bullet/] 30 Phosphorous
[bullet/] 30 Chlorine
Makes 90u of [bold]Unstable Mutagen[/bold]. Pour into 3 glass bottles and give to the requesting Botanist directly.
 
[head=3]EZ Nutrient[/head]
Great for botany [italics]and[/italics] a delicious treat for Dionas.
In a large beaker, mix:
[bullet/] 30 Nitrogen
[bullet/] 30 Phosphorous
[bullet/] 30 Potassium
Makes 90u of [bold]EZ Nutrient[/bold]. Pour into 3 glass bottles and serve.
 
[head=3]Diethylamine[/head]
In a large beaker, mix:
[bullet/] 30 Hydrogen
[bullet/] 10 Nitrogen
To make 40 [bold]Ammonia[/bold].
IUsing several vials, centrifuge:
[bullet/] 80 Welding Fuel
In total this should produce 40 [bold]Ethanol[/bold]. Collect it in the ChemMaster buffer and pour into the Ammonia beaker to make 80u of [bold]Diethylamine[/bold], a very potent fertilizer. Pour into 3 glass bottles (or 2 bottles and one vial).
 
[head=3]Robust Harvest[/head]
In a large beaker, mix:
[bullet/] 10 Oxygen
[bullet/] 5 Hydrogen
[bullet/] 5 Sulfur
To make 20 [bold]Sulfuric Acid[/bold]. Then add:
[bullet/] 25 Nitrogen
[bullet/] 25 Phosphorous
[bullet/] 25 Potassium
To make 75 [bold]Robust Harvest[/bold]. Remove the sulfuric acid in a ChemMaster, pour into 3 glass bottles, and serve.
 
[head=3]Space Cleaner[/head]
Janitors and others may request space cleaner. A clean station is a happy station, so don't hesitate to provide it.
In a large beaker, mix:
[bullet/] 30 Hydrogen
[bullet/] 10 Nitrogen
To make 40 [bold]Ammonia[/bold]. Add:
[bullet/] 40 Water
To make 80 [bold]Space Cleaner[/bold]. Pour into requested container and serve.
 
[head=3]Space Lube[/head]
The clown or mime may request space lube. Report the request to security, and ask them to leave. Do not, under any circumstances, make them space lube. Not even for nukies. [bold]Especially[/bold] not for nukies.
 
[head=3]Cognizine[/head]
Grant the curse of consciousness to things that blissfully lacked it. Go mad with the power of gods.
This recipe requires carpotoxin. It can be obtained by grinding raw carp filets, which can be obtained by butchering space carps.
 
In a beaker, collect 30 Carpotoxin.
 
This recipe also requires aloe leaves and galaxy thistle from botany. Grind aloe leaves and galaxy thistle from botany to produce [bold]Siderlac[/bold].
 
In a beaker, collect 30 Siderlac
 
In a beaker, combine:
[bullet/] 5 Welding Fuel
[bullet/] 5 Hydrogen
[bullet/] 5 Carbon
To make 15 [bold]Oil[/bold]. Add:
[bullet/] 15 Welding Fuel
[bullet/] 15 Oxygen
To make 30 [bold]Acetone[/bold]
 
Combine in a large beaker:
[bullet/] 30 Carpotoxin
[bullet/] 30 Siderlac
[bullet/] 30 Acetone
To make 30 [bold]Cognizine[/bold]
Label: Cogni (5u dosage)

Latest revision as of 08:32, 26 May 2024

Hi! I primarily play on WizDen Salamander, but you may also see me poking around on Lizard, Leviathan, Vulture, or Harmony.

Characters:

Bloberta Slimings: A slime girl I use for science roles. She's impulsive, irreverent, but deep down she cares a lot about crew safety and the wellbeing of her borgs. She has only a right eye--the left one went to her twin sister, as they were the product of an imperfect mitotic division.

Oozula Slimings: A slime girl I use for medical roles. She's warm to her patients and diligent in her duties, but crabby and protective of the chemistry department when she's on shift as a chemist. She's Bloberta's mitotic twin.

Dances-With-Clowns: A lizard I use for security roles and musician--representing that she plays music on some of her days off. She's got a goofy side, a gentle demeanor, and a soft spot for clowns and mimes because she loves a good prank. She's as ready for violence as any other secoff when the situation turns dangerous, though.

Lunette Bozonia: A human I use for clowning and lawyering. Clown Attorney at Lawl.

Tirist Shuttlegibbed: A dwarf I use for salvage and cargo. A short, sturdy creature fond of drink and industry. She admires space carps for their shimmering scales. She needs alcohol to get through the working day.

Anita Hamburg: A human I use for bartending, cooking, and general service work. She's industrious, with a bit of a tider streak, and has been known to run the Chang's or Spacebucks stands.

Slips-On-Bananas: A lizard I use for janitorial and librarian work. Still figuring this one out, to be honest.

Books and Paperwork:

I've written (and intend to continue writing) some in-game readable books that are personally helpful to me and may be helpful to you or others.

Chemistry for Dummies:

Currently split into two volumes. Most of the recipes have been QA tested, but there are a handful that have only been mathed out in my head and that I haven't yet had opportunity to confirm working. At time of last edit, the recipes were Diphenhydramine, Insuzine, Pyrazine, Leporazine, Diethylamine and Opporozine. Everything else, I have tested in-game.

Chemistry for Dummies v1

Chemistry for Dummies v2